Tickets for this Saturday: http://www.skiddle.com/events/11584038/

The first batch of Larl Kagerfeld-designed, screen-printed Riot Jazz t-shirts have arrived! Get yours on Saturday – £7 (premier-special price!)

…and as you can see no slave kids have been involved in the printing of these powerful statements of haute couture.

HERE ARE OUR OVERHEADS!

Find £5 Tickets for this Saturday at Antwerp Mansion here: http://www.skiddle.com/events/11584038/

All will be revealed!

Questions of the flesh: How to make good with bad feet?
A sinful entreaty – What lies beneath Lady Gaga’s meat?
And what becomes of those, bent on understanding,
What became of the children lured by the Piper of Hamlin?

All will be revealed!

How many ginger-hairs in a ginger-haired beard?
How many more cheers when the three cheers have been cheered?
And where the hell is that old Conservative Club?
That new Antwerp Mansion?

All will be revealed.
All will be revealed.

When you’re late for the Coltrane,
But Miles Ahead,
Before the Sun Ra rises and you’re Dizzy again
(you Gillespie’d old Rascal)
And ‘till Lady Day shall break, rum doth flow over The Roots,
Like fresh Youngblood for Chocolate

As the seed grows, in Manchester…

Where drums are banged and adoration craved
And beats get dropped by the Scruff of their neck
Where Broken’n English talk about our Jennaration
Where Chemical sisters & brethren rave under overground stations
And every kool-cat is a Chunky champion…

Madlibbed for your pleasure.
The Bad Plus good times multiplied.
Keeping up with the lost Etta James’s,
Winehouse’s and Gil-Scott’s…
The forgot’s and the alive’d
And all that stand the test..

From cracked lips to hips that never, ever lied.

Shakira said it best:

“All will be revealed”.

£5 Tickets on sale: http://www.skiddle.com/events/11584038/

To those of you who enjoyed a Belgian waffle from our in-house waffle-man at the Riot Jazz 3rd Birthday (the one with Rob da Bank, dEbruit & Riot from Buraka Som Sistema) it will come as no surprise that we’ve now arrived at ANTWERP MANSION.

For we were always on our way…

RIOT JAZZ BRASS BAND
“don’t laugh, your sister could be back-stage”

LAUREN HOUSLEY
“singing the way that make your dorsal hairs stand to attention”

GOGO PENGUIN
“E.S.T., Sigur Ros & Coltrane – held together by Pingu-paste”

With hosting & waffle-toasting from gluten-nonsensitive MC CHUNKY

…and RICH REASON on the wheels of fortune.

TICKETS: £5

In the words of a Belgian Dachshund: “Woffle!”

Be good.

xxx

Manchester’s hottest hit makers!

DUB PHIZIX & SKEPTICAL ft. Riot Jazz collaborator MC STRATEGY!

…and people thought Daniel Day-Lewis looked good in “The Last of the Mohicans”!

Larger than life?

“North Carolina Teen Tries to Rob Bank With Banana, Then Eats It Before Police Arrive”

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520399,00.html#ixzz1fywfCL39

EGLO Records Takeover ft. Floating Points, Fatima & Alexander Nut

w/Riot Jazz Brass Band, Chunky, Rich Reason & Lauren Housley

For more info:

http://bandonthewall.org

http://www.facebook.com/riotjazzrepublic

It is said that if you listen to Floating Points “Sais” and watch WIll Hurt’s real-time visuals in a dark room with a lit candle you can see your own future… or perhaps it’s the back of your own head? Either way, it’s an experience to be shared.

Fatima rebrands a classic…

Produced by Floating Points.